D R I N K M E N U
SEASONALS
$14
Have You Heard Heard About Figging?… Google It.
Supergay Vodka, apricot ginger shrub, chamomile, lemon, black pepper, mint, Bitter Queens Eucalyptus Bitters, champagne
$14
$13
Josie’s on a Vacation Far Away
Tattersall Aquavit, Cynar, honey, lemon, grapefruit, celery, Bitter Queens Thai Spice Bitters
$13
$18
Justin Timberlake Gets It (Draft)
Caviar & Cream Cheese Infused Gray Whale Gin, Gamle Ode Dill Aquavit, Cocchi Americano, tomato water, Lustau Fino Sherry, red onion brine, Ilegal Mezcal rinse, lemon sorbet
$18
$15
Oaxac-Tuah Spit on That Thang
El Bandito Reposado, Nixta Corn, banana, house-made spicy chocolate sauce “molé,” espresso
$15
$14
Flim Flam Bim Bam
Whole milk clarification, Smith & Cross Rum, La Favorite Rum, blueberry sage jam, osmanthus black tea, lemon, mascarpone foam, served hot… literally everything has blueberry in it
$14
$15
Ride for Maryland, Die for Maryland
Rittenhouse Rye, Lustau Brandy, hazelnut walnut orgeat, orange marmalade, lemon, Green Chartreuse, flamed rosemary
$15
$15
Kim Jong Un Boner Juice
Ming River Baijiu, shochu, vegan kimchi, lemon, gochujang, sesame oil, seaweed, daikon radish, Bittercube Orange Bitters, orange oil, sparkling water
$15
$17
Carrot en la Posset
Tullamore D.E.W., Turkish delight pumpkin-spiced carrot cordial, heirloom flora, Bittercube Bitters, citrus, served with a lemon posset
$17
FAVORITES
$14
Antoinette’s Negroni (Draft)
1.5 oz St. George Valley Gin, 1 oz sweet vermouth, .5 oz Campari, Bitter Queens Orange bitters
$14
$14
La Louisiane (Draft)
Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Dancing Goat Rye, Bénédictine, sweet vermouth, bitters, absinthe
$14
$14
Espresso Martini (Nitro)
Supergay Vodka, espresso, Demerara
$14
$14
He’s Not You, But You’re Not Here
Supergay Vodka, lemon, watermelon shrub, cucumber, champagne
$14
$15
Seasonal G&T
Ask your bartender what’s seasonal
$15
$14
Rose Lied About Never Letting Go
Death's Door Gin, honeybush, rooibos, coriander, raspberry, red clover, dry vermouth, lemon, grapefruit, Aperol
$14
$16
¿Por Que No?
Short rib & corn washed Ilegal Mezcal, garlic, onion, cilantro, jalapeño, tomato, lime, salt, Bittercube Inferno Bitters
$16
$18
Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottom
Solveig Gin, navy strength rum, rhubarb orange marmalade, Earl Grey, lemon, cashew ginger butter, egg white*
$18
$15
Maduro Daddy’s Buying My Drinks
Shiitake mushroom washed Aberfeldy 12yr Scotch, lapsang souchong, amaro, nocino, Public Parking Smoking Jacket Bitters, Drambuie
$15
FREAKY TIKI
$15
Good Googly Moogly
Tullamore D.E.W. Irish Whiskey, pineapple, lime, palm sugar, lemongrass galangal coconut cream, shirodashi, Bittercube Orange Bitters
$15
$15
Candiru in Your PP
Novo Fogo Cachaça, lemon, papaya, coconut, guaraná, coffee, sarsaparilla, vanilla
$15
$15
We Met on Ashley Madison
Ilegal Mezcal, Jamaican rum, smoked pineapple ginger shrub, mango, passionfruit, coconut, lime, Bitter Queens Caribbean Spice Bitters
$15
PUNCHES
Serves 2–10 persons
$25
Rainbow Road Sibling Fight
Gray Whale Gin, Hamilton Breezeway, banana, mango, guava, lime, coconut, bitters, bubbles
$25
$45
Mic Drop Mastery
Morales Tequila, lime, grapefruit, jasmine chamomile honey syrup, salt, habanero, spearmint, champagne
$45
$100
Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don’t
Bartender’s Choice! Trust us, this is the best deal in the house. Serves 10 easily.
$100
SLUSHIES
Seasonal Surprise
13
MOCKTAILS
$9
I’m Just a Baby… I Can Pay You in Blocks
Smoked tea, lemon, honey, ginger, bubbles
$9
$9
Soi Cowboy
Thai coconut cream, pineapple, lime
$9
$9
Favorite Mistake
Watermelon, cucumber, basil, thyme, lemon, bubbles
$9
$9
Not a Waste of Space
Apricot, ginger, carrot, baking spices, sea salt, thyme, orange & lemon
$9
$9
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Vegan kimchi, lemon, sesame oil, gochujang, seaweed, orange oil
$9
N/A BEERS + MORE
Amaro Falso
9
Athletic IPA
7
Athletic Golden
7
Athletic Light
7
Guinness Zero
8
Phony Negroni
9
Pharos Mango 10mg THC Seltzer
10
ON TAP
$6
Third Space Brewing
Frog Weiss Sour
$6
$9
Giant Jones
Rotating
$9
$7
3 Sheeps Brewing
Rotating
$7
$7
Island Orchard
Rotating
$7
$6
Working Draft Brewery
To Those Who Wait Pilsner
$6
BOTTLES/CANS
Miller High Life
4
Modelo Especial
7
Old Style
4
Coors Banquet
4
New Glarus Spotted Cow
5
La Fin du Monde
9
Guinness
8
Lucky Dog Sake
8
Stiegl Grapefruit Radler
4
Twisted Tea
4
Long Drink
7
BY THE GLASS
Bubbles — Chardonnay, Argentina
12
White — Verdejo, Spain
12
Orange — Welschriesling, Slovenia
12
Rosé — Zweigelt, Austria
12
Red — Carignan, Chile
12
OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED
Featured Boilermaker
6
$40
PP Porrón & Polaroid
A four-cocktail porrón to share & one Polaroid picture to keep.
$40