D R I N K M E N U

ORIGINALS FAVORITES FREAKY TIKI PUNCHES SLUSHIES MOCKTAILS N/A BEERS + MORE BEERS OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED

ORIGINALS

$16

My Dream Cocktail. Cute.

Tenjaku Gin, Ming River Baijiu, shōchū, fermented green apple, lemon, white miso, ramen broth, MSG, sesame, Bitter Queens Thai Spice Bitters, spicy pickled tofu & bamboo, basil

$16

Let In Some Sky

Batavia Arrack, Pistachio Za’atar Orgeat, yogurt, lemon, orange, saffron-infused olive oil, Bitter Queens Coffee Cardamom Bitters

$16

$18

G.O.F.C.P

Green River Single Barrel, golden raisin–cranberry & maple mostarda, oatmeal, sage, served with a homemade oatmeal cream pie

$18

$14

Plum In My Tummy

Supergay Vodka, plum & pear cordial, lemon, orange, honey, Bittercube Ginger Allspice Bitters, Chartreuse-flamed rosemary

$14

$16

¿Por Qué No?

Short rib & corn–washed Ilegal Mezcal, garlic, onion, cilantro, jalapeño, tomato, lime, salt, Bittercube Inferno Bitters

$16

$14

You Got The Peaches, I Got The Cream

Lustau Brandy, caramel, peach shrub, lemon, baking spices, port sabayon, served hot

$14

Mama Said I Should Apologize

Dancing Goat Rye, Fruits of the Forest Beaujolais compote, lemon, mint, Public Parking Naughty Christmas Boy Blend Bitters

$14

$18

Priyanka Left Me For My Brother

Aberfeldy 12-Year Scotch, garam masala, green chile, lemon, pomegranate, dried mango, Bittercube Ginger Allspice Bitters, mint green chutney foam, coconut clarification

$18

Favorites

$13

Antoinette’s Negroni (Draft)

1.5 oz St. George Valley Gin, 1 oz sweet vermouth, 0.5 oz Campari, Bitter Queens Orange Bitters

$13

La Louisiane (Draft)

Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Dancing Goat Rye, Bénédictine, sweet vermouth, bitters, absinthe

$13

$14

Seasonal Manhattan

Lost Irish Whiskey, House Honey Sweet Vermouth, chicory, roasted barley, pumpkin, Bittercube Cherry Bark Vanilla Bitters

$14

Espresso Martini (Nitro)

Supergay Vodka, espresso, Demerara

$14

He’s Not You, But You’re Not Here

Supergay Vodka, lemon, watermelon shrub, cucumber, champagne

$14

$15

Seasonal Span-ISH G&T

Edamame-infused Tattersall Aquavit, wasabi, ginger, yuzu, tonic, lime, seaweed, bubbles

$15

$14

Rose Lied About Never Letting Go

Death’s Door Gin, honeybush, rooibos, coriander, raspberry, red clover, dry vermouth, lemon, grapefruit, Aperol

$14

Here’s Johnny

Milagro Reposado Tequila, Angostura Bitters, Demerara, honey, lime, orange, epazote

$14

$18

Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottom

Solveig Gin, navy strength rum, rhubarb-orange marmalade, Earl Grey, lemon, cashew ginger butter, egg white*

$18

$15

Maduro Daddy’s Buying My Drinks

Shiitake mushroom–washed Aberfeldy 12-Year Scotch, lapsang souchong, amaro, nocino, Public Parking Smoking Jacket Bitters, Drambuie

$15

FREAKY TIKI

$15

Good Googly Moogly

Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey, pineapple, lime, palm sugar, lemongrass-galangal coconut cream, shirodashi, Bittercube Orange Bitters

$15

Candiru in Your PP

Novo Fogo Cachaça, lemon, papaya, coconut, guaraná, coffee, sarsaparilla, vanilla

$15

We Met on Ashley Madison

Ilegal mezcal, Jamaican rum, smoked pineapple-ginger shrub, mango, passionfruit, coconut, lime, Bitter Queens Caribbean Spice Bitters

$15

PUNCHES

Serves 2–10 persons

$25

Rainbow Road Sibling Fight

Gray Whale gin, Hamilton Breezeway, banana, mango, guava, lime, coconut, bitters, bubbles

$25

$45

Mic Drop Mastery

Morales tequila, lime, grapefruit, jasmine-chamomile honey syrup, salt, habanero, spearmint, champagne

$45

$85

Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don’t

Old Grand-Dad Bonded Bourbon, Pierre Ferrand 1840, lemon, orange, cocoa-berry medley, apple, baking spices, Lambrusco

$85

SLUSHIES

Seasonal Surprise

MOCKTAILS

I’m Just a Baby... I Can Pay You in Blocks

Smoked tea, lemon, honey, ginger, bubbles

Soi Cowboy

Thai coconut cream, pineapple, lime

Juice Wrld

Mango, guava, lemon, orange

Favorite Mistake

Watermelon, cucumber, basil, thyme, lemon, bubbles

Dew My Honey

Honeydew, lime, soursop, bubbles, mint

N/A BEERS + MORE

Athletic IPA

Athletic Golden

Athletic Light

Guinness Zero

Phony Negroni

Rishi Sparkling Botanicals

Cold Brew Coffee

BEERS

ON TAP

Third Space Brewing Frog Weiss Sour

Giant Jones (Rotating Selection)

3 Sheeps Brewing Chaos Pattern Hazy IPA

Island Orchard Brut Cider

Working Draft Brewery To Those Who Wait Pilsner

BOTTLES

Miller High Life

Modelo Especial

Old Style

Coors Banquet

OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED

Featured Boilermaker

$40

PP Porrón & Polaroid

A four-cocktail porrón to share & one Polaroid picture to keep.

$40