D R I N K M E N U

ORIGINALS FAVORITES FREAKY TIKI PUNCHES SLUSHIES MOCKTAILS N/A BEERS + MORE BEERS OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED

ORIGINALS

$16

Bonsoir Subaru

J.P. Chenet Cognac, Marie Duffau Armagnac, cherry tarragon orgeat, lemon, orange, rose, egg white

$16

$14

Groupon Lip Filler

Supergay Vodka, lemon, honeydew shrub, fig Beaujolais reduction, mint, Bénédictine, Bolivar bitters

$14

$15

Jungle Sex in the Bird Room

Sofrito infused Planteray 3 Star Rum, Campari, lime, pineapple, plantain spiced oleo saccharum, coconut ice cube

$15

$16

Not Your Mama’s Old Fashioned (Draft)

Beef brat Copper & Kings Apple Brandy, cherry cranberry balsamic shrub, Spotted Cow syrup, Bittercube All Day bitters, cheese curd & Landjäger garnish

$16

$15

Ceausescu, December 25th, 1989

Tuica, Gamle Ode Dill Aquavit, Brovo Dry Vermouth, carrot, parsley, borscht, bell pepper, celery, onion, lemon, orange, tomato

$15

$14

Black Out Drunk at the County Fair

Mellow Corn Whiskey, Real Del Valle Tequila, Nixta Licor de Elote, marjoram, sweet corn, coconut milk, lemon, peach, BBQ baby corn

$14

$16

Bramble Blast

Hendrick’s cacao bean gin, cachaça, blackberry serrano syrup, sage, oregano, lemon, lime, sea salt, Bitter Queens chocolate walnut bitters

$16

$15

This and Passing the Bechdel Test

Milagro Tequila, heirloom pineapple Alchermes blend, Bittercube Orange CBV blend, lemon, pineapple, espresso sorbet

$15

Favorites

$13

Antoinette’s Negroni (Draft)

1.5 oz St. George Valley Gin, 1 oz sweet vermouth, 0.5 oz Campari, Bitter Queens Orange Bitters

$13

La Louisiane (Draft)

Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Dancing Goat Rye, Bénédictine, sweet vermouth, bitters, absinthe

$13

$14

Espresso Martini (Nitro)

Supergay Vodka, espresso, Demerara

$14

He’s Not You, But You’re Not Here

Supergay Vodka, lemon, watermelon shrub, cucumber, champagne

$14

$15

Seasonal Span-ISH G&T

Edamame-infused Tattersall Aquavit, wasabi, ginger, yuzu, tonic, lime, seaweed, bubbles

$15

$14

Rose Lied About Never Letting Go

Death’s Door Gin, honeybush, rooibos, coriander, raspberry, red clover, dry vermouth, lemon, grapefruit, Aperol

$14

$16

¿Por Qué No?

Short rib & corn–washed Ilegal Mezcal, garlic, onion, cilantro, jalapeño, tomato, lime, salt, Bittercube Inferno Bitters

$16

$18

Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottom

Solveig Gin, navy strength rum, rhubarb-orange marmalade, Earl Grey, lemon, cashew ginger butter, egg white*

$18

$15

Maduro Daddy’s Buying My Drinks

Shiitake mushroom–washed Aberfeldy 12-Year Scotch, lapsang souchong, amaro, nocino, Public Parking Smoking Jacket Bitters, Drambuie

$15

FREAKY TIKI

$15

Good Googly Moogly

Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey, pineapple, lime, palm sugar, lemongrass-galangal coconut cream, shirodashi, Bittercube Orange Bitters

$15

Candiru in Your PP

Novo Fogo Cachaça, lemon, papaya, coconut, guaraná, coffee, sarsaparilla, vanilla

$15

We Met on Ashley Madison

Ilegal mezcal, Jamaican rum, smoked pineapple-ginger shrub, mango, passionfruit, coconut, lime, Bitter Queens Caribbean Spice Bitters

$15

PUNCHES

Serves 2–10 persons

$25

Rainbow Road Sibling Fight

Gray Whale gin, Hamilton Breezeway, banana, mango, guava, lime, coconut, bitters, bubbles

$25

$45

Mic Drop Mastery

Morales tequila, lime, grapefruit, jasmine-chamomile honey syrup, salt, habanero, spearmint, champagne

$45

$85

Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don’t

Old Grand-Dad Bonded Bourbon, Pierre Ferrand 1840, lemon, orange, cocoa-berry medley, apple, baking spices, Lambrusco

$85

SLUSHIES

Seasonal Surprise

MOCKTAILS

I’m Just a Baby... I Can Pay You in Blocks

Smoked tea, lemon, honey, ginger, bubbles

Soi Cowboy

Thai coconut cream, pineapple, lime

Juice Wrld

Mango, guava, lemon, orange

orange, pineapple, apple cider vinegar, Tajin

Just to Feel Something

Ginger, turmeric, cayenne, black pepper, lemon,

orange, pineapple, apple cider vinegar, Tajin

Favorite Mistake

Watermelon, cucumber, basil, thyme, lemon, bubbles

Dew My Honey

Honeydew, lime, soursop, bubbles, mint

N/A BEERS + MORE

Athletic IPA

Athletic Golden

Athletic Light

Guinness Zero

Phony Negroni

Pharos Mango 10mg THC Seltzer

Cold Brew Coffee

BEERS

ON TAP

Third Space Brewing Frog Weiss Sour

Giant Jones (Rotating Selection)

3 Sheeps Brewing Chaos Pattern Hazy IPA

Island Orchard Brut Cider

Working Draft Brewery To Those Who Wait Pilsner

BOTTLES/CANS

Miller High Life

Modelo Especial

Old Style

Coors Banquet

New Glarus Spotted Cow

La Fin du Monde

Guinness

Lucky Dog Sake

Stiegl Grapefruit Radler

Twisted Tea

Long Drink

OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED

Featured Boilermaker

$40

PP Porrón & Polaroid

A four-cocktail porrón to share & one Polaroid picture to keep.

$40