WELCOME TO
Where there’s always a space for you…
Within the walls of our modest establishment awaits a world-class carnival of sophisticated mix-illogical drinking dalliances. With every cocktail, you’ll find a whimsical expanse of psychopathic felicity while experiencing epic adventures of absolute victory!
~ PICK A LANE! ~
Our drinks NEVER take themselves too seriously—but damn, they taste good. From originals to revamped classics, boozy slushies, big-batch punches, and tropical tiki delights, we’ve got something for every mood. Skipping the booze? Our N/A cocktails are just as fun.
Peruse a carefully curated selection of bottles and pours that balance elegance, intrigue, and pure drinking pleasure. From crisp, mineral-driven whites to bold, expressive reds, each wine is chosen for its character, craft, and ability to elevate any moment.
~ PP NEWS ~
JUN 2025
Welp… Bon Appétit just named us one of the Best New Bars in America for 2025. Crazy, right? We’re honored, grateful, and slightly concerned they drank ‘the drink that comes in the butt glass’ and still went through with it.
MAY 2025
We’re still riding the high (and probably a lingering sugar crash) from Sunday’s Botanical Battle Royale 2025, hosted by the flavor wizards over at Bittercube. What a day. What a crowd!
OCT 2024
When we opened this irreverent little cocktail haven, we had a few goals: make drinks that slap, keep the vibes immaculate, and never take ourselves too seriously…
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HUNGRY??
JACKNIFE SUSHI
PROVIDES
Drinking with a little appetite? We offer a rotating menu of sushi rolls everyday but, there is a limited supply so promises are NEVER made!
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